Dean Richmond:
Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and this 8-year old boy says, Look Mommy, there's the Hamster's BITCH!
Sherman Klump:
Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
Dean Richmond:
I.
Sherman Klump:
Thank you. T-E!
Buddy Love:
Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a crap Mexican band]
Sherman:
Denise will you...
Buddy:
Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?
Sherman:
...Denise will ya? Will ya? Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?
Mexican band:
...Put his beef in your taco!
Denise:
What?
Sherman:
No, no...
Granny:
You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going
Cletus:
Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that
Anna:
Lord, my, my.
Cletus:
I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics
Granny:
Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent]
Ernie:
Oh snap now
Granny:
What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
Grandma Klump:
Hey Cletus, who dat der piece of bisghetti remind you of? Maybe Mr. Johnson perhaps?
Granny:
Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Cletus:
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Anna:
Cletus!
Cletus:
She's an old bag with old bag tittie.
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.):
Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag
[Isaac, Granny's boyfriend, walks to the dinner table]
Cletus:
Well if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad Isaac?
Granny:
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The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
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Anna:
You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Granny:
Both feet too, both feet.
Grandma Klump:
Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Cletus:
Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump:
I'm strapped, nigga!
[the chorus just finished singing 'Happy Day']
Ernie:
Happy day, happy day, happy day my ass.
Denise:
[persistent] Sherman, look at me! Who am I?
Sherman Klump:
Ah, pretty lady!
Denise:
[sobbing] Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.
Sherman Klump:
[at same time] Yeah, nice lady!
Cletus:
Come on, lets get him home.
Anna:
[Answering door] Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
Fireman Stripper:
Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
Anna:
I don't smell no smoke.
[sniffs]
Fireman Stripper:
[Walks in and beings playing music from stereo] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!
[begins stripping]
Party Guest, Party Guest, Bridesmaid, Denise:
Ooh!
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